pluckyminna:

apparently blaze is US only so everyone please look at this frog anyway

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is-the-snake-video-cute:

marinella-ela:

Rating: CUTE!

Thanks for tagging me! This is a video of a black-and-white Tegu chasing a ball, and all of the tegu’s body language is telling me that it’s a relaxed but curious animal and isn’t feeling stressed.

Tegus are anecdotally known to enjoy chasing balls for fun, and I think that’s what we’re seeing in this video. The way the tegu scrambles at the beginning is just because it’s having trouble getting traction on the slippery floor.

All’s good here!

hauntedcreek:

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I’m saying this all the time about everything

fartshals:

youngluckybastard:

Peace and love!

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Live Mao reaction

memorycycle:

this video has firmly lodged itself into my brain like i cant stop fucking saying cinnamon snails cinnamon snails while performing tasks. ill experience literally any minor inconvenience and the OH NO will ring out in my brain. my nickname in every discord server is cinnamon snails now

deathshallbenomore:

happy 25th April to the corpse of m*ssolini and the rest of his family, old school f*scists and new recruits, far right parties disguised as regular conservatives, “perbene people” who are still thinking about “qvando c’era lvi”, paludi dell’agro pontino and trains that used to arrive on time, the whole s*voia family, m*loni and s*lvini who won’t ever say a word against f*scism, people who believe that “ha fatto anche cose buone” and “ha inventato le pensioni”, and many others. hope this day looks great from upside down :)

segretecose:

why is everything so mortifying like i’ll order pizza in a pizzeria and i’ll be like. who the fuck does that this is so embarrassing

spongemeboy:

audible-smiles:

my grandma has this 115 year old picture book, and apparently in 1907 they would just let you publish anything

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This is a stroke of genius. Not just anything….

hatingongodot:

I HATE stories about people going spelunking STOP going into holes in the ground, mankind was NOT meant to go down there STOP it

stonerfag:
“vladtheunfollower:
“ Pillow Fight by Richard Scarry
” ”

stonerfag:

vladtheunfollower:

Pillow Fight by Richard Scarry

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jacquez45:

taraljc:

stephendann:

pianopadawan:

forcedintostarwars:

At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis

At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history 

At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion

At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes 

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I love him so much

Reblog if you empathize with Luke

At Luke’s age of 19, Uncle Owen established the longest record of holding back the tidal forces of Skywalker bullshit, besting the previous record of 22 minutes set by Obi Wan Kenobi

accurate.

Literally, Uncle Owen dies and Luke IMMEDIATELY gets into a bar fight (Obi-Wan beat his personal best, having lasted 25.3 minutes holding back Skywalkers this time), breaks into an Imperial facility & breaks out a prisoner, joins a gang, and destroys a space station, in, like, 3 days.

businesscrisp:

businesscrisp:

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

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how do you fucking recover

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